August 2012
3 posts
July 2012
9 posts
2 tags
I think I’ll give Tumblr a go again. I knew this day would come; that’s why it was never deleted.
May 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
5:23 AM
Dad: Call Sam, it’s his birthday
Dad: I sent Sam a cake… Your name is on it.
Dad: Chocolate mouse.
Dad: Moose.
Dad: Mose
Dad: Muose
Dad: Fluffy creamy chocolate
Dad: Stuff
Dad: Did the snow melt?
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
my god, i haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
– Marla Singer